Clifford remote 488v p x beeps twice, 3 seperate times when i lock/unlock

SOURCE: horn and door locks

Sounds to me like the key FOB was swinging on the key change and hitting the column. What you are describling is the door locks cycling and not staying locked because the keys are in the ignition. To see what I mean try locking the doors with the keys in the ignition, they won't stay locked till the key is removed on newer vehicles.

SOURCE: remote door lock works fine but when i unlock it

Its cause by the remote battery being low.Telling you to change it.